(Verse 1)
I can't believe you can afford
To take a plane to Japan
You've always been so cheap
Where's the green coming from this time
It rags my nerves
Cause just when I think I should help you out
You end up rich again
(Chorus)
Don't take the flight
They're pickpockets
They'll take what you got
Thank me for being more considerate
You'll go anyway, I know
Just watch out for their blades
And their swift hands
You'd think you'd have it all
Ohh but they'd show you
Yes they would
(Verse 2)
There goes George
And Abraham just fell out of someone's pocket
The squinted eyes
Hold your many Benjamens
Yes they took them away
You're flat broke now
Hate to say I told you so but...
I fu*kING TOLD YOU SO!
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(Bridge)
(Hahaha)
I don't feel a damn bit sorry
Not a damn bit sorry for you!
I told you not to get on the plane
One the way home
Your gonna crash and burn
You should miss this flight too
But I really don't give a f** this time
(Hello ma'am, did you enjoy your stay?)
I fu*kING TOLD YOU SO!
(Chorus)
The Devil's rubbin it in your face you who*e