Spilled Blood On My List Of Heartbreaks - Don't Go To Japan! lyrics

(Verse 1) I can't believe you can afford To take a plane to Japan You've always been so cheap Where's the green coming from this time It rags my nerves Cause just when I think I should help you out You end up rich again (Chorus) Don't take the flight They're pickpockets They'll take what you got Thank me for being more considerate You'll go anyway, I know Just watch out for their blades And their swift hands You'd think you'd have it all Ohh but they'd show you Yes they would (Verse 2) There goes George And Abraham just fell out of someone's pocket The squinted eyes Hold your many Benjamens Yes they took them away You're flat broke now Hate to say I told you so but... I fu*kING TOLD YOU SO! (Chorus) (Chorus) (Bridge) (Hahaha) I don't feel a damn bit sorry Not a damn bit sorry for you! I told you not to get on the plane One the way home Your gonna crash and burn You should miss this flight too But I really don't give a f** this time (Hello ma'am, did you enjoy your stay?) I fu*kING TOLD YOU SO! (Chorus) The Devil's rubbin it in your face you who*e