I wanna tell you how I feel, love
But it will not come as news
I got no secrets to reveal, love
But I'm gonna say it anyway cause I'm alone and you're away, I haven't got a blessed thing to lose
So here goes
Water ain't dry
The sky goes up high
And a booger makes a mighty poor glue
You can't herd cats
Bacteria don't wear hats
And I love you
Sugar ain't sour
And it's damp in the shower
Hurt is not a nice thing to do
Trees got wood
Making love is pretty good
And I love you
Well, I'm belaboring the obvious
By now you've noticed all those good times
This is as practical an exercise
As taping 20 cents to my transmission so that any time I want to I can shift my paradigms
But God knows
Goats don't vote
Iron don't float
And a hippie don't turn down boo
Dog bites man
Teacher don't understand
And I love you
Sickness s**s
It's nice to have bucks
The player on first base is named Who
Kids grow up
Most fellas pee standing up
And I love you
I guess I didn't need to say it
It's just this message that my heart sends
And I kind of like the way it's
More redundant than was absolutely necessary according to the Department of Redundancy Department
(Bureau of Unnecessary Repetition and Pointless Redundancy)
I must close
Fun is nice
You can't fry ice
The money will always be due
Bullsh** stinks
And no one outsits the Sphinx
And I love you
Well, livin' ain't bad
God knows that dyin' is sad
Little we know is true
Aw, but that's just karma
Baby, you can bet the farm on this
I do love you