Spider Robinson - Belaboring The Obvious lyrics

I wanna tell you how I feel, love But it will not come as news I got no secrets to reveal, love But I'm gonna say it anyway cause I'm alone and you're away, I haven't got a blessed thing to lose So here goes Water ain't dry The sky goes up high And a booger makes a mighty poor glue You can't herd cats Bacteria don't wear hats And I love you Sugar ain't sour And it's damp in the shower Hurt is not a nice thing to do Trees got wood Making love is pretty good And I love you Well, I'm belaboring the obvious By now you've noticed all those good times This is as practical an exercise As taping 20 cents to my transmission so that any time I want to I can shift my paradigms But God knows Goats don't vote Iron don't float And a hippie don't turn down boo Dog bites man Teacher don't understand And I love you Sickness s**s It's nice to have bucks The player on first base is named Who Kids grow up Most fellas pee standing up And I love you I guess I didn't need to say it It's just this message that my heart sends And I kind of like the way it's More redundant than was absolutely necessary according to the Department of Redundancy Department (Bureau of Unnecessary Repetition and Pointless Redundancy) I must close Fun is nice You can't fry ice The money will always be due Bullsh** stinks And no one outsits the Sphinx And I love you Well, livin' ain't bad God knows that dyin' is sad Little we know is true Aw, but that's just karma Baby, you can bet the farm on this I do love you