Well, listen up boys. I got a story.
About a girl I think you already know.
Her name is Laura, and she was scary.
I never thought I'd use her name in a show.
Take my advice, boys. Don't go home with club girls!
I took her home and into the bedroom, she said
"I've been watching you for over four years."
I said "that's crazy, I hardly know you."
But you know what can happen after some beers.
She robbed me blind, boys. Don't go home with club girls!
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Club girls! (Don't go home with) (3x)
Take my advice, boys. Don't go home with club girls!
When I woke up and looked around and
She took my stuff when I was falling asleep.
But she wasn't greedy. She left me something.
And I've been itching now for more than a week.
Take my advice boys. Don't go home with club girls!
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