Well, listen up boys. I got a story. About a girl I think you already know. Her name is Laura, and she was scary. I never thought I'd use her name in a show. Take my advice, boys. Don't go home with club girls! I took her home and into the bedroom, she said "I've been watching you for over four years." I said "that's crazy, I hardly know you." But you know what can happen after some beers. She robbed me blind, boys. Don't go home with club girls! Chorus: Club girls! (Don't go home with) (3x) Take my advice, boys. Don't go home with club girls! When I woke up and looked around and She took my stuff when I was falling asleep. But she wasn't greedy. She left me something. And I've been itching now for more than a week. Take my advice boys. Don't go home with club girls! Chorus