[Verse 1]
The heavens opened
I got wet
You didn't have room for me yet
I could love you further than anyone else
Touch wood no one catches up
[Chorus]
Another sob story
Do you expect any less from me?
[Verse 2]
I thought the Virgin Mary spoke to me
She was just well lit
And I'd had about just the right amount to drink
[Verse 3]
There's not enough room for another lady in my life
Although I'm glad they tried
They dressed her really nice
[Chorus 2]
Another sob story
Why do I let it get on top of me?
[Instrumental]
[Verse 4]
We sat in the church
It made me sad
Our house will never have windows
Like we [?]
[Verse 5]
And I know you said you didn't like
Wearing that bridesmaid's dress
But that was the closest that I've got to feeling blessed
[Chorus 3]
Another sob story
Do you think any less of me?
[Chorus 3]