[Verse 1] The heavens opened I got wet You didn't have room for me yet I could love you further than anyone else Touch wood no one catches up [Chorus] Another sob story Do you expect any less from me? [Verse 2] I thought the Virgin Mary spoke to me She was just well lit And I'd had about just the right amount to drink [Verse 3] There's not enough room for another lady in my life Although I'm glad they tried They dressed her really nice [Chorus 2] Another sob story Why do I let it get on top of me? [Instrumental] [Verse 4] We sat in the church It made me sad Our house will never have windows Like we [?] [Verse 5] And I know you said you didn't like Wearing that bridesmaid's dress But that was the closest that I've got to feeling blessed [Chorus 3] Another sob story Do you think any less of me? [Chorus 3]