Yo, i used to be in love with this girl named jill
I know why, because she had the bu*t like that of a hill
But you couldn't tell me nothin, cause jill was number one
Cause to me, oh my god, how she made me come
I shoulda knew the consequences from the get-go
She would use me like a puppy from a pet show
But like a fool in love i fell for her game
But ah - i got mine everytime i came
You know the place, flatbush avenue
Where i first met the hoe, i said, "yo, haven't you
Been around before, did we get down before?
I forget, but i bet i met you in a store
Mickey d's - yeah, now i remember"
She said, "that was for school, i needed money in september
Cause i'm a member of the booster squad"
And i was thinkin to myself: i knocked her boots so hard
That's just what i did, until we had a kid
Now the b**h got half my money, plus the crib
Plus the car, plus the limo with the bar
But i guess that's what you get when you're livin like a star
Livin like a
Livin like a
Livin like a star
Every day i wake up, i take up my pen
I write a dope rhyme, then i stretch and bend
And i excercise, wipe the boogers out my eyes
And so on... let me go on to the surprise
I'm chillin in my couch in a slouch-like position
Thinkin of a way to spend the day like fishin
Nah - dairy - yeah - cheese
Yo, that's the way to go, but no polly-o, please
Picked up the phonebook, lookin at the pages
Lookin at the star rating right beside the ages
Looked under 'x' for 's**' and saw stacy
Yeah, you know the one that we call dick tracy
Yes, i think that she can solve my case
So i call her on the phone, she was home alone
She said, "come over to my place, i'll cook dinner"
Ring-ring-ring-ring - i think we got a winner
Threw on some dip for the trip across town
Yo, i got to go, cause the hoe is down
So i hopped inside of the rented corolla
Saw another girlie, she was pushin on a stroller
I said, "yo baby," then "hello, mother"
And then i said, "wait a minute, where is the other?"
She said, he said, he wasn't stayin with her
"but maybe we can drop the baby by the sitter
And go for a ride, if i was you, i'd consider"
I dropped the kid off about three blocks away
Went back to the bush to collect my pay
When i got to the crib ma dukes was home
So i couldn't go inside, cause then i couldn't bone
Bone - t-bone - yeah, good thinkin
Got to his crib faster than you could blink, and
T-bone was home alone, i said, "t
You got to look out now, come on now, this is me
I got cheese, and she's bein naughty"
I heard some footsteps, then came 40
40 lover smooth like groove to the bu*ter
He was busy guzzlin a 40 like water
He said, "ed, let's go get another
No, get two for me, you and my brother"
I said, "bet, while i jet just wait"
Went outside just a minute too late
I didn't know where the hell honey dip went till
I saw the cheese breeze by in my rental
Oh, it's sugar, she stole my car
But i guess that's what you get when you're livin like a star
Livin like a
Livin like a
Livin like a star
Livin like a
Livin like a
(super) (superstar)
Livin like a
Livin like a
Livin like a star
(every other month i get a brand new car)