Special Ed - Livin' Like A Star lyrics

Yo, i used to be in love with this girl named jill I know why, because she had the bu*t like that of a hill But you couldn't tell me nothin, cause jill was number one Cause to me, oh my god, how she made me come I shoulda knew the consequences from the get-go She would use me like a puppy from a pet show But like a fool in love i fell for her game But ah - i got mine everytime i came You know the place, flatbush avenue Where i first met the hoe, i said, "yo, haven't you Been around before, did we get down before? I forget, but i bet i met you in a store Mickey d's - yeah, now i remember" She said, "that was for school, i needed money in september Cause i'm a member of the booster squad" And i was thinkin to myself: i knocked her boots so hard That's just what i did, until we had a kid Now the b**h got half my money, plus the crib Plus the car, plus the limo with the bar But i guess that's what you get when you're livin like a star Livin like a Livin like a Livin like a star Every day i wake up, i take up my pen I write a dope rhyme, then i stretch and bend And i excercise, wipe the boogers out my eyes And so on... let me go on to the surprise I'm chillin in my couch in a slouch-like position Thinkin of a way to spend the day like fishin Nah - dairy - yeah - cheese Yo, that's the way to go, but no polly-o, please Picked up the phonebook, lookin at the pages Lookin at the star rating right beside the ages Looked under 'x' for 's**' and saw stacy Yeah, you know the one that we call dick tracy Yes, i think that she can solve my case So i call her on the phone, she was home alone She said, "come over to my place, i'll cook dinner" Ring-ring-ring-ring - i think we got a winner Threw on some dip for the trip across town Yo, i got to go, cause the hoe is down So i hopped inside of the rented corolla Saw another girlie, she was pushin on a stroller I said, "yo baby," then "hello, mother" And then i said, "wait a minute, where is the other?" She said, he said, he wasn't stayin with her "but maybe we can drop the baby by the sitter And go for a ride, if i was you, i'd consider" I dropped the kid off about three blocks away Went back to the bush to collect my pay When i got to the crib ma dukes was home So i couldn't go inside, cause then i couldn't bone Bone - t-bone - yeah, good thinkin Got to his crib faster than you could blink, and T-bone was home alone, i said, "t You got to look out now, come on now, this is me I got cheese, and she's bein naughty" I heard some footsteps, then came 40 40 lover smooth like groove to the bu*ter He was busy guzzlin a 40 like water He said, "ed, let's go get another No, get two for me, you and my brother" I said, "bet, while i jet just wait" Went outside just a minute too late I didn't know where the hell honey dip went till I saw the cheese breeze by in my rental Oh, it's sugar, she stole my car But i guess that's what you get when you're livin like a star Livin like a Livin like a Livin like a star Livin like a Livin like a (super) (superstar) Livin like a Livin like a Livin like a star (every other month i get a brand new car)