Hi, my name is Bobbi, I'm 18 years old
I'm from Colorado, and today, I'm gonna get
My a** f**ed
You know, what you don't realize, is
There is so much p**y
There's big p**y, there's small p**y
There's round p**y, square p**y, it's..
p**y is there, you gotta look for the p**y
To find the p**y
I met a girl named Tina
p**y smell like tuna
Told the b**h to brush the p**y lips before she roll up
She rolled up
Lookin like a roll up
Unfold her
Then donkey punched the b**h
Like I am Shrek when I'm a loner
Met a girl named Dana
p**y smelled like danger
Told the b**h to floss before she go and meet more strangers
Said I met a girl named 'Stina
p**y look like a a sneeze
Gave the b**h a big tissue said "bless you b**h and now you leaving"
Met a girl little Kiki
p**y smell like seaweed
Rolled it up in sushi wasabi till that sh** clean b'
Met a girl named Beyonce
She think that she a queen boo
Told that b**h the real queen
Met a girl named COCO
While sippin on that Ice Tea
Titties like air baloons
Checks in her eyes like she look at Nike's
Met a girl named Billy
Her p**y on that Tyson
More beat up than a beetle
With 9 people an no license
Met this girl named Sandra
Her p**y had a fro, though
Afro-Samurai, had a b**h looking like Frodo
I beat it up,
Still I beat it up, no h*mo, we slow-mo
Told a ho "Now get your stuff and go home no' "
Like woop