Hi, my name is Bobbi, I'm 18 years old I'm from Colorado, and today, I'm gonna get My a** f**ed You know, what you don't realize, is There is so much p**y There's big p**y, there's small p**y There's round p**y, square p**y, it's.. p**y is there, you gotta look for the p**y To find the p**y I met a girl named Tina p**y smell like tuna Told the b**h to brush the p**y lips before she roll up She rolled up Lookin like a roll up Unfold her Then donkey punched the b**h Like I am Shrek when I'm a loner Met a girl named Dana p**y smelled like danger Told the b**h to floss before she go and meet more strangers Said I met a girl named 'Stina p**y look like a a sneeze Gave the b**h a big tissue said "bless you b**h and now you leaving" Met a girl little Kiki p**y smell like seaweed Rolled it up in sushi wasabi till that sh** clean b' Met a girl named Beyonce She think that she a queen boo Told that b**h the real queen Met a girl named COCO While sippin on that Ice Tea Titties like air baloons Checks in her eyes like she look at Nike's Met a girl named Billy Her p**y on that Tyson More beat up than a beetle With 9 people an no license Met this girl named Sandra Her p**y had a fro, though Afro-Samurai, had a b**h looking like Frodo I beat it up, Still I beat it up, no h*mo, we slow-mo Told a ho "Now get your stuff and go home no' " Like woop