Mrs. Landers was a health nut, she cooked food in a wok
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend, and he had a great big--
co*k-a-doodle-doodle, the rooster just won't quit
And I don't want my breakfast, because it tastes like--
Shih tzus make good house pets, they're cuddly and sweet
Monkeys aren't good to have 'cos they like to beat their--
Meeting in the office, a meeting in the hall,
The boss he wants to see you so you can s** his--
Balzac was a writer, he lived with Allen Funt
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him, but that's cuz she's a--
Contaminated water can really make you sick
Your bladder gets infected and blood comes out your--
Dictate what I'm saying, 'cause it will bring you luck
And if you all don't like it, I don't give a flying f**