South Park - Wendy's Cunt Song lyrics

Mrs. Landers was a health nut, she cooked food in a wok Mr. Harris was her boyfriend, and he had a great big-- co*k-a-doodle-doodle, the rooster just won't quit And I don't want my breakfast, because it tastes like-- Shih tzus make good house pets, they're cuddly and sweet Monkeys aren't good to have 'cos they like to beat their-- Meeting in the office, a meeting in the hall, The boss he wants to see you so you can s** his-- Balzac was a writer, he lived with Allen Funt Mrs. Roberts didn't like him, but that's cuz she's a-- Contaminated water can really make you sick Your bladder gets infected and blood comes out your-- Dictate what I'm saying, 'cause it will bring you luck And if you all don't like it, I don't give a flying f**