Everything worked out
What a happy end
Americans and Canadians are friends again
So let's all join hands and knock oppression down
Don't you know
Our little lives are now complete
Thank God we live in this quiet, little, pissant, redneck, podunk
Jerkwater, three corn, one horse, one hole, chicken bu*t, right wing
Missing stuff, no mail, truck driving, old dragon, spacey, peabrain
Horsewhipped, hungry, uncut, white trash
Mountain town!