Everything worked out What a happy end Americans and Canadians are friends again So let's all join hands and knock oppression down Don't you know Our little lives are now complete Thank God we live in this quiet, little, pissant, redneck, podunk Jerkwater, three corn, one horse, one hole, chicken bu*t, right wing Missing stuff, no mail, truck driving, old dragon, spacey, peabrain Horsewhipped, hungry, uncut, white trash Mountain town!