Mrs. Landers was a health nut, she cooked food in a wok
Mr Harris was her boyfriend and he had a great big
co*k-a-doodle-doodle, the rooster just won't quit
And I don't want my breakfast, because it tastes like
Shiatsu's make good house pets, they're cuddly and sweet
But monkeys aren't good to have cos' they like to beat their
Meeting in the office, a meeting in the hall, the boss he wants to see you, so you can s** his
Balzack was a writer, he lived with Allan Funt
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him but that's cos' she's a
Contaminated water can really make you sick
Your bladder gets infected, and blood comes out your
Dictate what I'm saying, cos' it will be you luck,
And if you all don't like it I don't give a flying f**!