South Park - Wendy's Audition Song lyrics

Mrs. Landers was a health nut, she cooked food in a wok Mr Harris was her boyfriend and he had a great big co*k-a-doodle-doodle, the rooster just won't quit And I don't want my breakfast, because it tastes like Shiatsu's make good house pets, they're cuddly and sweet But monkeys aren't good to have cos' they like to beat their Meeting in the office, a meeting in the hall, the boss he wants to see you, so you can s** his Balzack was a writer, he lived with Allan Funt Mrs. Roberts didn't like him but that's cos' she's a Contaminated water can really make you sick Your bladder gets infected, and blood comes out your Dictate what I'm saying, cos' it will be you luck, And if you all don't like it I don't give a flying f**!