[Les Claypool]
I'm going down to South Park
Gonna have myself a time
[Stan and Kyle]
Friendly faces everywhere
Humble folks without temptation
[Les]
Going down to South Park
Gonna leave my woes behind
[Cartman]
Ample parking, day or night
People spouting "Howdy, neighbor!"
[Les]
Heading on up to South Park
Gonna see if I can't unwind
[Kenny]
I like girls with big fat titties
I like girls with big vaginas!
[Les]
So come on down to South Park
And meet some friends of mine