[Les Claypool] I'm going down to South Park Gonna have myself a time [Stan and Kyle] Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation [Les] Going down to South Park Gonna leave my woes behind [Cartman] Ample parking, day or night People spouting "Howdy, neighbor!" [Les] Heading on up to South Park Gonna see if I can't unwind [Kenny] I like girls with big fat titties I like girls with big vaginas! [Les] So come on down to South Park And meet some friends of mine