Well, I'm a huboon baby
I'm a cross between a human and an ape
I'm all decked out
I'm gonna hoot, I'm gonna root, I'm gonna rape
People look at me and laugh and make fun of my face
I laugh right back
I don't want to be part of the human race
I did it to myself
Now somebody's gonna be sorry
Well, I'm a huboon baby
Gonna mess around with all you fools
I'm all pumped up, gonna romp, bone and stomp
I'm gonna rule
I had the operation
Nothing else left to do
Well lookit here, I've been hurt
Gonna hurt you
Now, somebody's gonna be sorry
Like all you wa*kers and you slime
And you right-wing pinheads
Who make screwing a big crime
You titty-twisted up my life
And pissed on all my dreams
You made me hate myself
Now come on shoot me
Set me free
I did it to myself
Now somebody's gonna be sorry
Well, I'm a huboon baby
I'll grow up to be the president
I'm upside-in, I'm really tweaked
I'm really freaked, I'm really bent
Big town mommas better hurry
Hide your little girls
I'll jump their bones
I'll sniff 'em out 'round the world