Well, I'm a huboon baby I'm a cross between a human and an ape I'm all decked out I'm gonna hoot, I'm gonna root, I'm gonna rape People look at me and laugh and make fun of my face I laugh right back I don't want to be part of the human race I did it to myself Now somebody's gonna be sorry Well, I'm a huboon baby Gonna mess around with all you fools I'm all pumped up, gonna romp, bone and stomp I'm gonna rule I had the operation Nothing else left to do Well lookit here, I've been hurt Gonna hurt you Now, somebody's gonna be sorry Like all you wa*kers and you slime And you right-wing pinheads Who make screwing a big crime You titty-twisted up my life And pissed on all my dreams You made me hate myself Now come on shoot me Set me free I did it to myself Now somebody's gonna be sorry Well, I'm a huboon baby I'll grow up to be the president I'm upside-in, I'm really tweaked I'm really freaked, I'm really bent Big town mommas better hurry Hide your little girls I'll jump their bones I'll sniff 'em out 'round the world