MATRON(Spoken)
The whole world's gone low-brow. Thing's ain't what
they used to be.
VELMA(Spoken)
They sure ain't, Mama. They sure ain't it's all gone.
(Singing)
Whatever happened to fair dealing?
And pure ethics
And nice manners?
Why is it everyone now os a pain in the a**?
Whatever happened to cla**?
MATRON
Cla**.
Whatever happened to, "Please, may I?"
And, "Yes, thank you?"
And, "How charming?"
Now, every son of a b**h is a snake in the gra**
Whatever happened to cla**?
VELMA AND MATRON
Cla**!
Ah, there ain't no gentlemen
To open up the doors
There ain't no ladies now,
There's only pigs and who*es
And even kids'll knock ya down
So's they can pa**
Nobody's got no cla**!
VELMA
Whatever happened to old values?
MATRON
And fine morals?
VELMA
And good breeding?
MATRON
Now, no one even says "oops" when they're
Pa**ing their gas
Whatevcer happened to cla**?
VELMA AND MATRON
Cla**
VELMA AND MATRON
Ah, there ain't no gentlemen
That's fit for any use
And any girl'd touch your privates
For a deuce
MATRON
And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sa**
VELMA
And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sa**
VELMA AND MATRON
Nobody's got no cla**!
VELMA
All you ready about today is rape and theft
MATRON
Jesus Christ, ain't there no decency left?
VELMA AND MATRON
Nobody's got no cla**!
MATRON
Every guy is a snot
VELMA
Every girl is a twat
MATRON
Holy sh**
VELMA
Holy sh**
MATRON
What a shame
VELMA
What a shame
VELMA AND MATRON
What became of cla**?