Soundtracks - Catherine Zeta-jones, Queen Latifah - Cla** lyrics

MATRON(Spoken) The whole world's gone low-brow. Thing's ain't what they used to be. VELMA(Spoken) They sure ain't, Mama. They sure ain't it's all gone. (Singing) Whatever happened to fair dealing? And pure ethics And nice manners? Why is it everyone now os a pain in the a**? Whatever happened to cla**? MATRON Cla**. Whatever happened to, "Please, may I?" And, "Yes, thank you?" And, "How charming?" Now, every son of a b**h is a snake in the gra** Whatever happened to cla**? VELMA AND MATRON Cla**! Ah, there ain't no gentlemen To open up the doors There ain't no ladies now, There's only pigs and who*es And even kids'll knock ya down So's they can pa** Nobody's got no cla**! VELMA Whatever happened to old values? MATRON And fine morals? VELMA And good breeding? MATRON Now, no one even says "oops" when they're Pa**ing their gas Whatevcer happened to cla**? VELMA AND MATRON Cla** VELMA AND MATRON Ah, there ain't no gentlemen That's fit for any use And any girl'd touch your privates For a deuce MATRON And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sa** VELMA And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sa** VELMA AND MATRON Nobody's got no cla**! VELMA All you ready about today is rape and theft MATRON Jesus Christ, ain't there no decency left? VELMA AND MATRON Nobody's got no cla**! MATRON Every guy is a snot VELMA Every girl is a twat MATRON Holy sh** VELMA Holy sh** MATRON What a shame VELMA What a shame VELMA AND MATRON What became of cla**?