Well, I got a little girl, she sure is sweet
You know, she's the kind all the boys want to meet
Oh, she's not too short, she's not too tall
She's not too big, she's not too small
Well, I got to have her and the feelings wrong
Well, I'm talking about a girl called Linda La Blanche
Well, I met little Linda on Saturday night
She walked in the joint, she was lookin' alright
I said, 'hey, pretty mama, where ya' coming from'
Oh, she looked me over like I was a bum
I said, 'whoa, now darlin', you sure are mean'
You the cutest little thing I ever did see
I said, whoa, little Linda
Hey, little Linda, whoa, little Linda
You sure look good to me
Well, I kept on talkin' till I broke the ice
And then later on she got real nice
She said, 'hey, now honey, I'm all alone'
And I sure could use a long ride home
Well, I took her home and I stayed all night
You know ever since then I ain't been right
I said, whoa, little Linda
Hey, little Linda, whoa, little Linda
You sure look good to me