Well, I got a little girl, she sure is sweet You know, she's the kind all the boys want to meet Oh, she's not too short, she's not too tall She's not too big, she's not too small Well, I got to have her and the feelings wrong Well, I'm talking about a girl called Linda La Blanche Well, I met little Linda on Saturday night She walked in the joint, she was lookin' alright I said, 'hey, pretty mama, where ya' coming from' Oh, she looked me over like I was a bum I said, 'whoa, now darlin', you sure are mean' You the cutest little thing I ever did see I said, whoa, little Linda Hey, little Linda, whoa, little Linda You sure look good to me Well, I kept on talkin' till I broke the ice And then later on she got real nice She said, 'hey, now honey, I'm all alone' And I sure could use a long ride home Well, I took her home and I stayed all night You know ever since then I ain't been right I said, whoa, little Linda Hey, little Linda, whoa, little Linda You sure look good to me