[Verse]
They did a competition for a spot on this song
No it was not one of those sing alongs
You could write your own sh**
As long as you mentioned colt 45 one time and were 21
And at the time I was not
So I didn't enter did a little bit of research and was glad I didn't
Cause you ain't getting paid diamonds hype DeBeers with cold lyrics
You ain't getting me
You f**ing kidding
Watch them mountains turn blue
As I spit alcoholic rifts
While im sippin in the kitchen
Anybody know me
Know I gotta stand for something
If not im I've just given up
Sit sitting for the wishing
You could never catch me just waiting on my pension
Downing keystone
I think my f**ing liver missin
I dont drink much but I do smoke doobs
And I ain't got a square and If I did it wouldn't be for you
My Budweiser it went to school
Yo bud light it was cheap to you
Hey Mr. miller im living the high life
See my teacher be stuntin I call it that miller light
See the sh** I spit thats natty ice
And the shine that I got thats natty light
My friend at 7/11 gives me the hook up
On that pbr so I leave with two cases at the end of the night it's half the price
I remember at the age of 3
I saw my daddy drinking Heineken and thought it for me
So I went for the bottle he let me take a sip I spit it out like yuck this sh** taste like pee
Ugh
Said id never drink again
After that one night we all got drunk off shocktop
Went down to that party at a chop shop
And the next morning I had a hangover at the chalktalk
Ugh
That was a bad shift from the lot
Sippin angry orchard
Apple cider like a in lot
I dont do shrooms or nothing I
Thought I had a bad trip I was just sta staring at the box
I ain't stuntin
In my old hood the corner store had a picture of the red dog on it
Funny as hell cause nobody bought it
Steels and 40s and OE what everybody wanted
I got a fb who lets me hit the Busch but only when the mood right
I be up there miss mamasita straw ber rita you can call me papi and I can wear a magic hat
But only if the busch light
These days you can be a stoner
Alcohol is now the former
I like Grand Marnier right before a performance
Aqua Panna in one hand the other holds corona
Once in a Blue Moon
I dress up in zoot suit
Hand me some moonshine
And get up in a new coupe
Whoo
Choo choo when I come through
Clutch Bussin on a track he hits me wit the one twos
n***a
You already know what it is
Son Scotty got the blue light on you f**in kids
You already know b**h what the f** it is
Son Scotty coming through bussing on you kids
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