Son Scotty - #Competition lyrics

[Verse] They did a competition for a spot on this song No it was not one of those sing alongs You could write your own sh** As long as you mentioned colt 45 one time and were 21 And at the time I was not So I didn't enter did a little bit of research and was glad I didn't Cause you ain't getting paid diamonds hype DeBeers with cold lyrics You ain't getting me You f**ing kidding Watch them mountains turn blue As I spit alcoholic rifts While im sippin in the kitchen Anybody know me Know I gotta stand for something If not im I've just given up Sit sitting for the wishing You could never catch me just waiting on my pension Downing keystone I think my f**ing liver missin I dont drink much but I do smoke doobs And I ain't got a square and If I did it wouldn't be for you My Budweiser it went to school Yo bud light it was cheap to you Hey Mr. miller im living the high life See my teacher be stuntin I call it that miller light See the sh** I spit thats natty ice And the shine that I got thats natty light My friend at 7/11 gives me the hook up On that pbr so I leave with two cases at the end of the night it's half the price I remember at the age of 3 I saw my daddy drinking Heineken and thought it for me So I went for the bottle he let me take a sip I spit it out like yuck this sh** taste like pee Ugh Said id never drink again After that one night we all got drunk off shocktop Went down to that party at a chop shop And the next morning I had a hangover at the chalktalk Ugh That was a bad shift from the lot Sippin angry orchard Apple cider like a in lot I dont do shrooms or nothing I Thought I had a bad trip I was just sta staring at the box I ain't stuntin In my old hood the corner store had a picture of the red dog on it Funny as hell cause nobody bought it Steels and 40s and OE what everybody wanted I got a fb who lets me hit the Busch but only when the mood right I be up there miss mamasita straw ber rita you can call me papi and I can wear a magic hat But only if the busch light These days you can be a stoner Alcohol is now the former I like Grand Marnier right before a performance Aqua Panna in one hand the other holds corona Once in a Blue Moon I dress up in zoot suit Hand me some moonshine And get up in a new coupe Whoo Choo choo when I come through Clutch Bussin on a track he hits me wit the one twos n***a You already know what it is Son Scotty got the blue light on you f**in kids You already know b**h what the f** it is Son Scotty coming through bussing on you kids 21