The Owl and the p**ycat went to sea
In a beautiful pea-green boat
They took some honey and plenty of money
Wrapped up in a five pound note
The Owl looked up to the stars above
And sang to a small guitar:
"O lovely p**y! O p**y, my love
What a beautiful p**y you are, you are
What a beautiful p**y you are"
p**y said to the Owl:
"You elegant fowl
How charmingly sweet you sing
O let us be married, too long we have tarried;
But what shall we do for a ring?"
They sailed away, for a year and a day
To the land where the Bong-tree grows
And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood
With a ring at the end of his nose, his nose
With a ring at the end of his nose
"Dear Pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling your ring?"
Said the Piggy; "I will"
So they took it away, and were married next day
By the Turkey who lives on the hill
They dined on mince, and slices of quince
Which they ate with a runcible spoon
And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand
They danced by the light of the moon, the moon
They danced by the light of the moon