The Owl and the p**ycat went to sea In a beautiful pea-green boat They took some honey and plenty of money Wrapped up in a five pound note The Owl looked up to the stars above And sang to a small guitar: "O lovely p**y! O p**y, my love What a beautiful p**y you are, you are What a beautiful p**y you are" p**y said to the Owl: "You elegant fowl How charmingly sweet you sing O let us be married, too long we have tarried; But what shall we do for a ring?" They sailed away, for a year and a day To the land where the Bong-tree grows And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood With a ring at the end of his nose, his nose With a ring at the end of his nose "Dear Pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling your ring?" Said the Piggy; "I will" So they took it away, and were married next day By the Turkey who lives on the hill They dined on mince, and slices of quince Which they ate with a runcible spoon And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand They danced by the light of the moon, the moon They danced by the light of the moon