Let's get f**ed up
Let's get f**ed up
Let's get f**ed up
Softball-playing lesbians are voting for Al Gore
The Virgin Mary's been replaced by Zsa Zsa Gabor
Rod's Charburger tweakers
Collect knick-knacks for the thrift store
Rubbers, plastic six-pack ring things
And syringes wash up on the shore
Let's get f**ed up
Let's get f**ed up
Let's get f**ed up
Everyone we know is down with Hepatitis C
Some of them have thyroid problems and some have HIV
Interferon injection is the future for you and me
San Onofre and the microwave spew radioactivity
Let's get f**ed up
Let's get f**ed up
Let's get f**ed up
I've stayed clean for more than a decade
I haven't even had a beer
I'm knocking back a Martinelli's
When I'm ringing in the new year
The reason that I live this way
Is getting a bit less clear
You've been living like an angel
Even the Jesus freaks think you're queer