Smut Peddlers - Let's Get f**ed Up lyrics

Let's get f**ed up Let's get f**ed up Let's get f**ed up Softball-playing lesbians are voting for Al Gore The Virgin Mary's been replaced by Zsa Zsa Gabor Rod's Charburger tweakers Collect knick-knacks for the thrift store Rubbers, plastic six-pack ring things And syringes wash up on the shore Let's get f**ed up Let's get f**ed up Let's get f**ed up Everyone we know is down with Hepatitis C Some of them have thyroid problems and some have HIV Interferon injection is the future for you and me San Onofre and the microwave spew radioactivity Let's get f**ed up Let's get f**ed up Let's get f**ed up I've stayed clean for more than a decade I haven't even had a beer I'm knocking back a Martinelli's When I'm ringing in the new year The reason that I live this way Is getting a bit less clear You've been living like an angel Even the Jesus freaks think you're queer