[Anthony:] Hi, Ian!
[Ian:] Hey Anthony, did you hear about prom?
[Anthony:] Yes, Ian, let's go to prom with hot girls.
[Ian:] Great idea! But what if other people don't know how to prom?
[Anthony:] Then let's show them how to prom with a tight rap
[Ian:] Great idea!
[Anthony:] Before you can go to the prom
You gotta get a hot date that looks real bomb
Get the courage to go.....
Up and ask her
I'm really good at it
Cause I'm the pickup master!
[Ian:] Or you say "Go to prom with me cause I'm hecka ripped!
If you say "no", I'll bust you in the lip!"
Women always like
A show of force
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My dad was a wimp
And that's why he's divorced!
[Both:] We're gonna show you how to pretty pretty prom
Slammin energy drinks, dancin all night long
Hope your lady's dress
Shows off her chest
Because seeing female b**bie
Is the best!
Cause we're gonna show you how to prom!
Prom, prom, prom!
And it's gonna be the bomb!
Bomb, bomb, bomb!
How to prom!
[Anthony:] Can't go to prom in a jeans and a hood
Gotta dress hecka handsome
And be lookin hecka good!
Suit
Tie
B-b-b-b-b-b-black socks
We're the pimps of prom cause we totally rocks
[Ian:] When your stupid mom tries to take pics never smile
Show you bada**, look hostile
[Anthony:] Make sure you flex your muscles a lots
And try to show off
Dem bombdiggity socks!
[Both:] We're gonna show you how to pretty pretty prom
Slammin energy drinks, dancin all night long
Hope your lady's dress
Shows off her chest
Because seeing female b**bie
Is the best!
Cause we're gonna show you how to prom!
Prom, prom, prom!
And it's gonna be the bomb!
Bomb, bomb, bomb!
[Ian:] Go up to prom and it's all hecka lavish
There's a table full of punch that you wanna ravage
[Anthony:] The DJ's blastin all the c-c-coolest noise-
Slim Shady,
Slipknot,
And the Backstreet Boys!
[Ian:] Some people spike the punch with boos
Don't drink it
You'll get drunk and show your b**bs
[Anthony:] So we spike the punch with lots of sugar
And because we're so funny
We put in a booger!
[Both:] SLOW DANCE TIME
[Ian:] First, grab your girl, step out on the floor
[Anthony:] Put your hand on her shoulder and get ready to score
[Ian:] Slide your hand down her back,
Move it down to the crack
[Anthony:] Hover there, brother
You're about to attack
[Ian:] Now slow it down, yo
Get ready to go
[Anthony:] And touch that sweet bu*t
[Both:] You're the man now, bro!
[Both:] We're gonna show you how to pretty pretty prom
Slammin energy drinks, dancin all night long
Hope your lady's dress
Shows off her chest
Because seeing female b**bie
Is the best!
[Ian:] One more time!
[Both:] We're gonna show you how to pretty pretty prom
Slammin energy drinks, dancin all night long
Hope your lady's dress
Shows off her chest
Because seeing female b**bie
Is the best!
[Anthony:] So that's how you rule at your high school prom
Hope you learn a lesson on how to be the bomb!
[Ian:] Or if you couldn't follow our tips cause you're a loser noob
[Both:] At least there's always some drunk girl flashin her b**b