Smosh - Pimps Of Prom lyrics

[Anthony:] Hi, Ian! [Ian:] Hey Anthony, did you hear about prom? [Anthony:] Yes, Ian, let's go to prom with hot girls. [Ian:] Great idea! But what if other people don't know how to prom? [Anthony:] Then let's show them how to prom with a tight rap [Ian:] Great idea! [Anthony:] Before you can go to the prom You gotta get a hot date that looks real bomb Get the courage to go..... Up and ask her I'm really good at it Cause I'm the pickup master! [Ian:] Or you say "Go to prom with me cause I'm hecka ripped! If you say "no", I'll bust you in the lip!" Women always like A show of force sponsored links My dad was a wimp And that's why he's divorced! [Both:] We're gonna show you how to pretty pretty prom Slammin energy drinks, dancin all night long Hope your lady's dress Shows off her chest Because seeing female b**bie Is the best! Cause we're gonna show you how to prom! Prom, prom, prom! And it's gonna be the bomb! Bomb, bomb, bomb! How to prom! [Anthony:] Can't go to prom in a jeans and a hood Gotta dress hecka handsome And be lookin hecka good! Suit Tie B-b-b-b-b-b-black socks We're the pimps of prom cause we totally rocks [Ian:] When your stupid mom tries to take pics never smile Show you bada**, look hostile [Anthony:] Make sure you flex your muscles a lots And try to show off Dem bombdiggity socks! [Both:] We're gonna show you how to pretty pretty prom Slammin energy drinks, dancin all night long Hope your lady's dress Shows off her chest Because seeing female b**bie Is the best! Cause we're gonna show you how to prom! Prom, prom, prom! And it's gonna be the bomb! Bomb, bomb, bomb! [Ian:] Go up to prom and it's all hecka lavish There's a table full of punch that you wanna ravage [Anthony:] The DJ's blastin all the c-c-coolest noise- Slim Shady, Slipknot, And the Backstreet Boys! [Ian:] Some people spike the punch with boos Don't drink it You'll get drunk and show your b**bs [Anthony:] So we spike the punch with lots of sugar And because we're so funny We put in a booger! [Both:] SLOW DANCE TIME [Ian:] First, grab your girl, step out on the floor [Anthony:] Put your hand on her shoulder and get ready to score [Ian:] Slide your hand down her back, Move it down to the crack [Anthony:] Hover there, brother You're about to attack [Ian:] Now slow it down, yo Get ready to go [Anthony:] And touch that sweet bu*t [Both:] You're the man now, bro! [Both:] We're gonna show you how to pretty pretty prom Slammin energy drinks, dancin all night long Hope your lady's dress Shows off her chest Because seeing female b**bie Is the best! [Ian:] One more time! [Both:] We're gonna show you how to pretty pretty prom Slammin energy drinks, dancin all night long Hope your lady's dress Shows off her chest Because seeing female b**bie Is the best! [Anthony:] So that's how you rule at your high school prom Hope you learn a lesson on how to be the bomb! [Ian:] Or if you couldn't follow our tips cause you're a loser noob [Both:] At least there's always some drunk girl flashin her b**b