alkin' down the street and everybody's starin'
Just jealous of what I'm wearin'
That's right, it's a fanny pack, b**hes!
Hot pink and it matches my britches!
You're thinking "That guy is insane!"
"Damn, What's his name? What's wrong with his brain?"
I'm perfectly sane, just hear what I say
Everything I need's just one zip away
My fanny pack
My fanny pack is all I need
It's on my waist while I shower and while I pee
It holds my hairspray so I look good everyday
It holds me tight and keeps the Bogeyman away
You can't mess with my fanny pack
I'm a maniac
It's a fact, you better watch you back
Packs more than a backpack
One time I looked inside and I found an iMac
Only tough guys wear fanny packs
Hulk Hogan, Chuck Norris, and this guy
Diss me and you better watch your back
I'll smack you with my twenty-pound fanny pack (Yeah!)
And I've been attacked by a wild beast
I think it was a furry hippopotamus from Greece
I needed a weapon for the fight
What I pulled out was a stick of dynamite
Makes great gifts for the holidays
My dick in a pack, baby
If you talk smack, I'll put you in my sack
What's this? It's a midget in my fanny pack!