Smosh - My Fanny Pack lyrics

alkin' down the street and everybody's starin' Just jealous of what I'm wearin' That's right, it's a fanny pack, b**hes! Hot pink and it matches my britches! You're thinking "That guy is insane!" "Damn, What's his name? What's wrong with his brain?" I'm perfectly sane, just hear what I say Everything I need's just one zip away My fanny pack My fanny pack is all I need It's on my waist while I shower and while I pee It holds my hairspray so I look good everyday It holds me tight and keeps the Bogeyman away You can't mess with my fanny pack I'm a maniac It's a fact, you better watch you back Packs more than a backpack One time I looked inside and I found an iMac Only tough guys wear fanny packs Hulk Hogan, Chuck Norris, and this guy Diss me and you better watch your back I'll smack you with my twenty-pound fanny pack (Yeah!) And I've been attacked by a wild beast I think it was a furry hippopotamus from Greece I needed a weapon for the fight What I pulled out was a stick of dynamite Makes great gifts for the holidays My dick in a pack, baby If you talk smack, I'll put you in my sack What's this? It's a midget in my fanny pack!