Throw my burger in the air
Then I drink some of your soda
Then I do a little bit of Hopscotch and bust out the Macarena
Then I train my dog to sit
And then I train my mom to sit!
Knit a sweater to impress some girls
But I'm not very good at knitting
That was the most embarra**ing thing I've ever done
But the girls taking pictures thought that it was fun
I was running away then I tripped on my pants
But saved myself with a cool break dance!
Now it's time to eat my burger and enjoy its awesome taste
I'm gonna open my mouth super wide
And catch it with my face