Throw my burger in the air Then I drink some of your soda Then I do a little bit of Hopscotch and bust out the Macarena Then I train my dog to sit And then I train my mom to sit! Knit a sweater to impress some girls But I'm not very good at knitting That was the most embarra**ing thing I've ever done But the girls taking pictures thought that it was fun I was running away then I tripped on my pants But saved myself with a cool break dance! Now it's time to eat my burger and enjoy its awesome taste I'm gonna open my mouth super wide And catch it with my face