[Intro]
Yeah!
T h i c c!
[Verse 1]
Flannel shirt, fresh news
And I don't know what I am gonna do
Subscribers, sky high
This is clearly one well-made guy
They come running just as fast as they can
'cause every girl crazy 'bout a nice t h i c c man
[Musical interlude with light discussion between Nepgear and online salesman]
[Verse 2]
Number one, source of news
Makes tons of revenue and tons of views
Double uploads (0w0), are his game
Dropping videos twice a day
They come running just as fast as they can
'cause every girl crazy 'bout a nice t h i c c man
[Second musical interlude with Scarce reporting on The Dinkster and Leafyishere]
What's up guys!
What's up guys!
What's up guys!
What's up guys!
What's up guys!
It's Scarce here
What's up guys!
What's up guys!
What's up guys!
What's up guys!
What's up guys!
It's Scarce here
[Verse 3]
Click the video, what you hear:
"Hey what's up guys, it's Scarce here."
His body, like a brick
That's because of all his motherf**ing t h i c c
They come running just as fast as they can
'cause every girl crazy 'bout a nice t h i c c man
[Musical outro with suggestive comments regarding The Dinkster's unusual obsession with Nepgear]