Smosh - Nice Thicc Man lyrics

[Intro] Yeah! T h i c c! [Verse 1] Flannel shirt, fresh news And I don't know what I am gonna do Subscribers, sky high This is clearly one well-made guy They come running just as fast as they can 'cause every girl crazy 'bout a nice t h i c c man [Musical interlude with light discussion between Nepgear and online salesman] [Verse 2] Number one, source of news Makes tons of revenue and tons of views Double uploads (0w0), are his game Dropping videos twice a day They come running just as fast as they can 'cause every girl crazy 'bout a nice t h i c c man [Second musical interlude with Scarce reporting on The Dinkster and Leafyishere] What's up guys! What's up guys! What's up guys! What's up guys! What's up guys! It's Scarce here What's up guys! What's up guys! What's up guys! What's up guys! What's up guys! It's Scarce here [Verse 3] Click the video, what you hear: "Hey what's up guys, it's Scarce here." His body, like a brick That's because of all his motherf**ing t h i c c They come running just as fast as they can 'cause every girl crazy 'bout a nice t h i c c man [Musical outro with suggestive comments regarding The Dinkster's unusual obsession with Nepgear]