You can swim but there ain't no pool
Just a dirty old man in his dirty old drool
Around ten, at the orange peel inn
A spider on my bed sheets a spider on my floor
Some crazy motherf**er gonna kick down my door
Around ten, at the orange peel inn
A bullet hole through the window and my shower shoots mud
But my head hits the pillow with an itchy dull thud
Around ten, at the orange peel inn
So I'm begging, begging
Let the games begin
Let the show begin
Let the games begin
So I'm swimming in the drool with the vodka and gin
And the crazy motherf**er's name is hacksaw Jim
And we're here together at the orange peel inn
I'm sitting in the front row drinking cheap wine
And the stage that she dances on naughty naughty naughty naughty pine
At the orange peel inn
So I'm begging, begging
Just let the show begin
And let the show begin
Let the games begin
I fell asleep with a smoke lit the curtains on fire
So I crawled into the tub to sleep it off in the mire (morning)
Around ten at the orange peel inn