You can swim but there ain't no pool Just a dirty old man in his dirty old drool Around ten, at the orange peel inn A spider on my bed sheets a spider on my floor Some crazy motherf**er gonna kick down my door Around ten, at the orange peel inn A bullet hole through the window and my shower shoots mud But my head hits the pillow with an itchy dull thud Around ten, at the orange peel inn So I'm begging, begging Let the games begin Let the show begin Let the games begin So I'm swimming in the drool with the vodka and gin And the crazy motherf**er's name is hacksaw Jim And we're here together at the orange peel inn I'm sitting in the front row drinking cheap wine And the stage that she dances on naughty naughty naughty naughty pine At the orange peel inn So I'm begging, begging Just let the show begin And let the show begin Let the games begin I fell asleep with a smoke lit the curtains on fire So I crawled into the tub to sleep it off in the mire (morning) Around ten at the orange peel inn