[Intro]
[R.O.N]
Aight, Let me set the scenario
Six months into the year
You're ending all your beefs
Got your friends
And then, you got her...your girlfriend
Alright, you guys could be soul mates...
And then, the sh** happens man (You know who I'm taking about)
That motherf**er comes (That motherf**er)
Six foot, Two (Six foot, f**er)
Big a** crew (Big motherf**er)
And then he steals yo' f**ing girlfriend from you
MAN WHAT YOU GONNA DO!?
MAN WHAT YOU GONNA DO!?
[Rupac]
I'D fu*k HIM UP!
[R.O.N]
Yeah?
You say that man...Let's see it
[Verse 1]
Rupac
Don't give a f** like 2Pac
Two shots Real OG like true Glocks
But there's something on my mind that I got to take from the top
An a**hole motherf**er who don't know when to stop
Cause' when I'm done you're gonna need a bigger boat
You can't even hold down a relationship that's a quote (A quote)
We all got insecurities, impurities, fear of fading into obscurity (yeah)
Goin after girls that we probably shouldn't have due to maturity (yeah)
And to be frank thinking retrospectively a lack of security (yeah)
But f** it all that is just surety, we're all here to talk about your lack of purity
I Bet you can't even hold down a frosh for 4 weeks (Nope)
So why people's lives you despise to bag a cheap freak (Yo)
Comin' into Mahwah from Ma**. I'm gonna kick yo a**
I'm comin' in hard, harder than the bus that went and slammed into my boy Danny
Oh manny
Boy what's wrong you lookin' clammy
You put you face next to a shark the resemblance uncanny (Yo!)
You think you're Brad Pitt, but you ain't sh** (Nope)
You laugh like Spongebob, but you're just a blob, bl**job, suave, slob, swab, broccoli rabe, thingamabob! *Deep Breath*
He's rapin' and k**in' and vapin' in front of your children (Yeah!)
If you don't fill his prescription
You don't fit his description
And if you don't fit his description
It's yo blood he be spillin' *Chainsaw Noises*
Yo I'm kiddin that be an exaggeration
But I'm still putin yo a** on vacation
Russian through the verse like a parkourist named boris
You're a f**ing cli*oris, let's go take it to the chorus
[Chorus]
[R.O.N]
Jaws, he got a giant jawline
Laws, you better run for your life
Watch out or else need to defend
Watch out go and hide yo girlfriend
(x2)
[Verse 2]
[Rupac]
Watch Out He'll take anyone's, s*uts or outcasts
He's f**ing, Bill Cosby, knockin' em out fast
You baggin' so much you must be bag-oholic
You got a minimum wage job at ShopRite who here called it
But enough messin' around time to get on with the story (yo)
I went after a chick she was banging and I was goin' for glory (hot)
This didn't work out but it's all hunky dory (yo)
Now you see here I was walkin' away mindin' my territory
At that time it was good Jaws tried to help me out there was no need for a query
But then he went full co*k mode going all predatory
Took a turn for a worst now the girl and her clique want me in purgatory
So hows that for a allegory?
He nothin' but an a**hole things about to get gory
Oh do I sound hurt and real sensitive
I'll f** up this dude until his protons are negative
Yo so now I'm insecure you say?
Yeah, least I don't need need 400 approvals a day
To keep movin' and have positive thoughts to stay
Yo, that's great in order you get to foreplay, you betray
Ready for reputation decay, this is foul play
If sh** feel okay now it'll feel like doomsday
Yo, someone need to keep this guy away from a cafe
You creepy a** smile lookin' like the 13th of Friday
You went for humiliation it didn't satisfy
You always had to make sure I was the bad guy, should die
Don't forget the evil eye and to the chick I'm sorry I had to lie
But listen that's irrelevant don't magnify or falsify let me clarify
Ron testify
(Chorus)
[Verse 3]
My boy, stop thinkin' with your dick
We all got brains my dude it's not arithmetic
We all know I'm sick when I gotta spit quick
I'm the john wick of of this rap sh**
I should know it, Why goin' over to people like this guy's about to blow it
f** what you heard take expectations and throw it
This dangerous down low it
If I'm going too fast down slow it (SSllooww it)
Got the story of another victim bout to flow it
You probably gettin' scared right now cause you know it
My man you cheated on yo girlfriend other's that you stole
Claiming it's just a date it's nothin' serious though
Yeah, but that's one date that the man while never take
Stuck in the background while you got the cake
The dude's waiting somewhere with a heart ache
Man that's not a great break it's a mistake and
For one, I'm about to expose you for all you did take
Now all my people who had to deal with a**hole stand up
Get yo ex on the line up. Show this dude what it's like to back up
Put you on close up leave you with the ultimate break up
Yeah I'm not the first to experience but I hope to be the last
I'm shuttin' you the f** up with sa** because you don't deserve any a**!!!
This stand I'm sure It'll be your last You ain't got no saving grace no pa**
I'm the Pac-man and you're the ghost, just got a face full of roast
I be the f**in' the f**ing toaster you be the toast
I'll be turnin' your nineteenth century cellphone into a compost
You want to be forgiven of sins then stop, shut the f** up and stop stealing your girlfriends!
[Chorus]
[Ending]
[Rupac]
Yo, but I'm not a rapper
[R.O.N]
Yeah, Guess we all got a Jaws Da Shark we gotta' deal with. Yeah, and this the sh**, you be bangin' yo' head to when you' takin' care of em'
[Rupac]
Joe Machete a.k.a The Manager, DJ R.O.N, Rupac Shakur, YEAH, WORLDWIDE TAKEOVER!