Slim L - Jaws Da Shark lyrics

[Intro] [R.O.N] Aight, Let me set the scenario Six months into the year You're ending all your beefs Got your friends And then, you got her...your girlfriend Alright, you guys could be soul mates... And then, the sh** happens man (You know who I'm taking about) That motherf**er comes (That motherf**er) Six foot, Two (Six foot, f**er) Big a** crew (Big motherf**er) And then he steals yo' f**ing girlfriend from you MAN WHAT YOU GONNA DO!? MAN WHAT YOU GONNA DO!? [Rupac] I'D fu*k HIM UP! [R.O.N] Yeah? You say that man...Let's see it [Verse 1] Rupac Don't give a f** like 2Pac Two shots Real OG like true Glocks But there's something on my mind that I got to take from the top An a**hole motherf**er who don't know when to stop Cause' when I'm done you're gonna need a bigger boat You can't even hold down a relationship that's a quote (A quote) We all got insecurities, impurities, fear of fading into obscurity (yeah) Goin after girls that we probably shouldn't have due to maturity (yeah) And to be frank thinking retrospectively a lack of security (yeah) But f** it all that is just surety, we're all here to talk about your lack of purity I Bet you can't even hold down a frosh for 4 weeks (Nope) So why people's lives you despise to bag a cheap freak (Yo) Comin' into Mahwah from Ma**. I'm gonna kick yo a** I'm comin' in hard, harder than the bus that went and slammed into my boy Danny Oh manny Boy what's wrong you lookin' clammy You put you face next to a shark the resemblance uncanny (Yo!) You think you're Brad Pitt, but you ain't sh** (Nope) You laugh like Spongebob, but you're just a blob, bl**job, suave, slob, swab, broccoli rabe, thingamabob! *Deep Breath* He's rapin' and k**in' and vapin' in front of your children (Yeah!) If you don't fill his prescription You don't fit his description And if you don't fit his description It's yo blood he be spillin' *Chainsaw Noises* Yo I'm kiddin that be an exaggeration But I'm still putin yo a** on vacation Russian through the verse like a parkourist named boris You're a f**ing cli*oris, let's go take it to the chorus [Chorus] [R.O.N] Jaws, he got a giant jawline Laws, you better run for your life Watch out or else need to defend Watch out go and hide yo girlfriend (x2) [Verse 2] [Rupac] Watch Out He'll take anyone's, s*uts or outcasts He's f**ing, Bill Cosby, knockin' em out fast You baggin' so much you must be bag-oholic You got a minimum wage job at ShopRite who here called it But enough messin' around time to get on with the story (yo) I went after a chick she was banging and I was goin' for glory (hot) This didn't work out but it's all hunky dory (yo) Now you see here I was walkin' away mindin' my territory At that time it was good Jaws tried to help me out there was no need for a query But then he went full co*k mode going all predatory Took a turn for a worst now the girl and her clique want me in purgatory So hows that for a allegory? He nothin' but an a**hole things about to get gory Oh do I sound hurt and real sensitive I'll f** up this dude until his protons are negative Yo so now I'm insecure you say? Yeah, least I don't need need 400 approvals a day To keep movin' and have positive thoughts to stay Yo, that's great in order you get to foreplay, you betray Ready for reputation decay, this is foul play If sh** feel okay now it'll feel like doomsday Yo, someone need to keep this guy away from a cafe You creepy a** smile lookin' like the 13th of Friday You went for humiliation it didn't satisfy You always had to make sure I was the bad guy, should die Don't forget the evil eye and to the chick I'm sorry I had to lie But listen that's irrelevant don't magnify or falsify let me clarify Ron testify (Chorus) [Verse 3] My boy, stop thinkin' with your dick We all got brains my dude it's not arithmetic We all know I'm sick when I gotta spit quick I'm the john wick of of this rap sh** I should know it, Why goin' over to people like this guy's about to blow it f** what you heard take expectations and throw it This dangerous down low it If I'm going too fast down slow it (SSllooww it) Got the story of another victim bout to flow it You probably gettin' scared right now cause you know it My man you cheated on yo girlfriend other's that you stole Claiming it's just a date it's nothin' serious though Yeah, but that's one date that the man while never take Stuck in the background while you got the cake The dude's waiting somewhere with a heart ache Man that's not a great break it's a mistake and For one, I'm about to expose you for all you did take Now all my people who had to deal with a**hole stand up Get yo ex on the line up. Show this dude what it's like to back up Put you on close up leave you with the ultimate break up Yeah I'm not the first to experience but I hope to be the last I'm shuttin' you the f** up with sa** because you don't deserve any a**!!! This stand I'm sure It'll be your last You ain't got no saving grace no pa** I'm the Pac-man and you're the ghost, just got a face full of roast I be the f**in' the f**ing toaster you be the toast I'll be turnin' your nineteenth century cellphone into a compost You want to be forgiven of sins then stop, shut the f** up and stop stealing your girlfriends! [Chorus] [Ending] [Rupac] Yo, but I'm not a rapper [R.O.N] Yeah, Guess we all got a Jaws Da Shark we gotta' deal with. Yeah, and this the sh**, you be bangin' yo' head to when you' takin' care of em' [Rupac] Joe Machete a.k.a The Manager, DJ R.O.N, Rupac Shakur, YEAH, WORLDWIDE TAKEOVER!