[Verse 1]
We exchanged names at the YMCA
Met on Tuesday night
Goggles, flippers, and oxygen tanks
You and your green eyes
Teached me CPR
Dried up my soggy heart
[Verse 2]
Fast-forward to our first dive offshore
Her, the cla**, and I
I swam ahead like a mating seahorse
Wild by surprise
Deep in aquamarine
The mighty stingray stings
[Bridge]
Came to on a beach
Sand between my teeth
Seaweed for a beard
The ocean licked my toes
They took off all my clothes
Her head eclipsed the sun
Pursed her lips, lowered her mouth
Then slowly s**ed the venom out
[Outro]