[Verse 1] We exchanged names at the YMCA Met on Tuesday night Goggles, flippers, and oxygen tanks You and your green eyes Teached me CPR Dried up my soggy heart [Verse 2] Fast-forward to our first dive offshore Her, the cla**, and I I swam ahead like a mating seahorse Wild by surprise Deep in aquamarine The mighty stingray stings [Bridge] Came to on a beach Sand between my teeth Seaweed for a beard The ocean licked my toes They took off all my clothes Her head eclipsed the sun Pursed her lips, lowered her mouth Then slowly s**ed the venom out [Outro]