If you want to die a painful d**h
Strangle yourself 'til you lose your breath
Stab ya in the heart with a knife
Or with a frying pan take your life
Hanging is a great way to die
The wire around your neck like a tie
Or with an axe chop off your head
Them it's sure that you'll fall down dead
There's 1000 ways to suicide
You and d**h side by side
In your mouth you put your gun
Pull the trigger that's fun
Or try poisen in your booze
But don't ever mees with a moose
If you have listened to my song
Isay you can't do it wrong
Sit down a while and wonder how
Well don't think commit suicide now