Slapping Suspenders - 1000 Ways to Suicide lyrics

If you want to die a painful d**h Strangle yourself 'til you lose your breath Stab ya in the heart with a knife Or with a frying pan take your life Hanging is a great way to die The wire around your neck like a tie Or with an axe chop off your head Them it's sure that you'll fall down dead There's 1000 ways to suicide You and d**h side by side In your mouth you put your gun Pull the trigger that's fun Or try poisen in your booze But don't ever mees with a moose If you have listened to my song Isay you can't do it wrong Sit down a while and wonder how Well don't think commit suicide now