My Anthem
V1: Here's my f**in anthem
I Can't be touched I'm a phantom
Ill kidnap your f**in baby;
Then I will put it up for ransom
Cause I deserve to get paid
Never got f**in laid
Being great I deserve this
You never f**in heard this
This sh** I do is new
Comes from a f**in Jew
But dude, f**in with me
Will be sh** that you rue
Shouldn't have f**in made it
Not loved, f**in hated
My sh** I made myself
Your sh**'s f**in played, kid
I rhyme so complex
Big like a f**in Rex
And I go around all day
Breaking f**in necks
I Don't rhyme really quick
But my sh** is so sick
You just a f**in prick
So you can s** my dick
And you haters are crazy
Trying to f**in phase me
Ill do this sh** no ifs, ands, buts, or maybes
f** havin kids; all these rhymes are babies
I rap so many bars
f** havin bling or cars
Cause dueling with these rappers f**in gives me scars
Sometimes I'm f**in shady
But I donate to Haiti
These stations f**in hate me, so they never play me
[Hook]: This is my anthem, it's Simon's f**ing anthem
V2: I do crazy sh** cause I got big balls
Ill take your a** and f**ing hit it into stalls
People wanna f** with me cause I'm a cracker
But they don't know that I'm a f**in jacker
Yeah man I steal your fans n the shows
Cause my jam's cray, and your sh** blows
And I ain't average, f** all the joes
All I wanna do is f** all the hoes
But I can't so I shan't I just go on a rant; I'm a big dog you just a f**in ant
Call me a byson, f**in ruthless like Tyson, ill f** you up if you give me a mic son
Cause you'll go crazy whenever I spit
Your stuff is crap, but my rhymes are the sh**
f** all the tryin
b**h you f**in cryin
Cause when you f** with me, man, you riskin dyin
My sh**s insane, I'm rhymin unusual
And I only do rap, f** all the fusion-bull
I came in this game, for the fame
And to make my motherf**in name
You're so lame, I can't be tamed
f** with me and you'll get maimed
I'm not afraid, I'm f**ing lethal
Ill snuff your a**, there ain't no sequel
[Hook]
V3: Rappin sh** is f**in personal
Improvise sh**, not rehearsin bull
Rap for the legends, my f**in reverends
You'll always f**in remember this
I rap for cool j and dre, now my list from E to A
Jiggy, slim shady, makaveli, nas nasty
And the f**in goat B.I.G
But I left some f**ers out
One day ill give them a shout
You fat, pretty stout
Let's fight like its the main bout
f**ers wanna rhyme with me, they try to dine with me, f**ers jealous cause dudes are signin me
Ill f**in murder ya dudes at random
This jam is my f**in anthem
[Hook]