My Anthem V1: Here's my f**in anthem I Can't be touched I'm a phantom Ill kidnap your f**in baby; Then I will put it up for ransom Cause I deserve to get paid Never got f**in laid Being great I deserve this You never f**in heard this This sh** I do is new Comes from a f**in Jew But dude, f**in with me Will be sh** that you rue Shouldn't have f**in made it Not loved, f**in hated My sh** I made myself Your sh**'s f**in played, kid I rhyme so complex Big like a f**in Rex And I go around all day Breaking f**in necks I Don't rhyme really quick But my sh** is so sick You just a f**in prick So you can s** my dick And you haters are crazy Trying to f**in phase me Ill do this sh** no ifs, ands, buts, or maybes f** havin kids; all these rhymes are babies I rap so many bars f** havin bling or cars Cause dueling with these rappers f**in gives me scars Sometimes I'm f**in shady But I donate to Haiti These stations f**in hate me, so they never play me [Hook]: This is my anthem, it's Simon's f**ing anthem V2: I do crazy sh** cause I got big balls Ill take your a** and f**ing hit it into stalls People wanna f** with me cause I'm a cracker But they don't know that I'm a f**in jacker Yeah man I steal your fans n the shows Cause my jam's cray, and your sh** blows And I ain't average, f** all the joes All I wanna do is f** all the hoes But I can't so I shan't I just go on a rant; I'm a big dog you just a f**in ant Call me a byson, f**in ruthless like Tyson, ill f** you up if you give me a mic son Cause you'll go crazy whenever I spit Your stuff is crap, but my rhymes are the sh** f** all the tryin b**h you f**in cryin Cause when you f** with me, man, you riskin dyin My sh**s insane, I'm rhymin unusual And I only do rap, f** all the fusion-bull I came in this game, for the fame And to make my motherf**in name You're so lame, I can't be tamed f** with me and you'll get maimed I'm not afraid, I'm f**ing lethal Ill snuff your a**, there ain't no sequel [Hook] V3: Rappin sh** is f**in personal Improvise sh**, not rehearsin bull Rap for the legends, my f**in reverends You'll always f**in remember this I rap for cool j and dre, now my list from E to A Jiggy, slim shady, makaveli, nas nasty And the f**in goat B.I.G But I left some f**ers out One day ill give them a shout You fat, pretty stout Let's fight like its the main bout f**ers wanna rhyme with me, they try to dine with me, f**ers jealous cause dudes are signin me Ill f**in murder ya dudes at random This jam is my f**in anthem [Hook]